Life's too short, i'm not

futurefantastic:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’M DYING

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ragpicker-and-poet:

Arrested Development, “Motherboy XXX,” 2005

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my f***ing s***.

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• Denise: Okay so I was at this bar once and this guy comes up to me and says, "I'm going to tell you something. I wouldn't describe you as pretty. But I think you're unique looking."
• Lauren: One time I was at the check-out line at Whole Foods and this guy asked me out and I said no. So I went outside and here he was asking another woman out. Then I went back about a week later and saw him outside. He was homeless. I was asked out by a homeless man.

sapphrikah:

nextyearsgirl:

kittens have their first sips of water [x]

“GOD DAMN THAT’S REFRESHING”

I SAY GODDAMN

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do-you-have-a-flag:

Joseph Gordon Levitt performing Make ‘em laugh!

rebelfell:

may or may not have just made this my ringtone…..

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